Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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