Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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