I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I will pee on everything he values.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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