If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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