Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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