and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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