What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
His nipple licking is glorious
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