i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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