he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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