just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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