I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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