I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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