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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm like, not good at living.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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