I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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