She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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