yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
