I'm going to jail i love you
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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