90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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