My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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