VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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