You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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