You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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