STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Randomize
