Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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