i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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