Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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