it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Cover your peen. We're going out.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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