Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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