I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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