i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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