is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
In America we eat man semen.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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