you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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