everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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