Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Randomize
