Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
high people should be assigned attendants
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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