I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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