the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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