Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
How external is "for external use only"?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
