youre lurking in front of me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
