I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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