btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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