Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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