I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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