all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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