new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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