Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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