so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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