I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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