i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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