even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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