Everything about him screamed your future.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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