Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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